An Ode to Robert Downey Jr., by Colin Farrell.
“When I think of a hero, I think of one name. He’s brave, he’s bold, he’s bad, and I find him kind of attractive. In fact I wrote a poem about him, it’s a very emotional poem.”
If I liked boys in that way
I’d celebrate him everyday.
Alas, I don’t. It’s plain to see.
And yet he’s still my cup of tea.
He’s got big balls, the bravest kind.
Inside that iron suit you’ll find
a man quite born to save the day,
or solve the crime the thoughtful way.
A wicked wit, the keenest mind,
and if you’re trapped you might just find
he’ll blast the door, or pick the lock
and prove himself. No shit, Sherlock.(xxx)


“They should cut the roof off the Kodak Theatre and get more flames at the Oscars”. - Colin Farrell
Colin Farrell & Robert Downey Jr at the Spike TV’s 2011 Scream Awards, October 15th


